I have a cool job. I'm in staffing. It's way more awesome than it sounds, trust me.
For example, one of my recruiters just came in my office and said, "Can I ask you about felonies?"
Legitimate question, funny out of context.
The question continued with, "Well, this candidate has a felony from 24 years ago. Is that ok?"
To which I replied, "Sure. I was pooping my pants 24 years ago, and I don't want anyone holding that over my head, either."