The following is an actual conversation between my sister and I after I saw photos of a friend's newborn baby on Facebook...with a LOT of hair. (Please keep in mind that this was a gchat, in case it seems like someone is a little *ahem* slow.)
me: isn't it weird that babies are born with hair?
like, you have hair growing INSIDE of you!?
and fingernails and shit?
creeps me out
Liz: they have fingernails, too
they're little people
me: you could have a penis growing inside of you
Liz: what do you think they'd look like/have
me: I don't even know
the whole thing creeps me out